The Obesity Epidemic!

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Evil Demon Llama

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Tue Jun 14, 2005 5:15:46 PM #11868 Perm Link

I heard this on the radio. lmao!
They're calling obesity an epidemic now. An EPIDEMIC!
We'll be sitting around telling our grandchildren and they'll be like...
"Jeez Gramps how did you survive it?"
"Oh it was horrible Johnny! There was cheesecake and pork chops EVERYWHERE!"

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Warning: Explicit Content.
Just eat your carbs... you fat bastards.

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Dr. Nick Rivera

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Tue Jun 14, 2005 5:26:37 PM #11869 Perm Link

Thank god I weigh only like 140 pounds. And avoid McDonalds like the farking devil.

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Evil Demon Llama

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Tue Jun 14, 2005 5:39:10 PM #11871 Perm Link

I weigh a 148 and I'm 5'9". I'm doing okay. I used to be a little butterball though.

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See-ThreePeeHoles

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Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:45:58 PM #11881 Perm Link

In response to Evil Demon Llama #11871

Fat? Not me. My diet consists of the crap that falls out of artoo's "waste-hole"and 10-40 motor oil (no 20-50 for me, gives me gas)

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LightVash

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Thu Jun 16, 2005 9:20:10 PM #11895 Perm Link

yeah I know man I'm fat as hell

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Dr. Nick Rivera

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Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:01:32 AM #11905 Perm Link

Dude I hate to tell you this but there's an ear growing out of the inside of your elbow.

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sillymax

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Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:40:03 AM #11926 Perm Link

Gosh this really sounds bad and makes heavy set people feel bad but I don't mean anything bad (or they probably don't give a Fook-which is the way to go) towards the that desired/or-not condition. I just want to point out that I'm sort of like a mutant. And my mutant powers are: I can eat anything (sweets and fat-soaked-foods) and not ballon-up. The norm for me is to go 1 or 2 lbs up and then return to a 129. Which is hight-weight-preportionate.

Suspend logic for me?!? Sure why not!

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RudeMoody

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Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:16:38 AM #11929 Perm Link

In response to sillymax #11926

you must be young. wait till your older. it'll catch up to you...

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sillymax

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Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:12:40 PM #11932 Perm Link

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Well I'm aware that your metabolizm changes as you mature but i'm sure that isn't going to be the case with me. I'm positive it's more on the DNA side for me. I do have areas where fat use to be non-existant.

Suspend logic for me?!? Sure why not!

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RudeMoody

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Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:11:10 PM #11936 Perm Link

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Well I'm aware that your metabolizm changes as you mature but i'm sure that isn't going to be the case with me. I'm positive it's more on the DNA side for me. I do have areas where fat use to be non-existant.

lol ok sure but don't come crying to me when you're a bed-ridden blob. hehe j/k

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Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:52:48 AM #11939 Perm Link

In response to RudeMoody #11936

Oh NO! If such a thing would happen (Mother Nature forbid), I'd be smart enough to come up with at least 100 million ways of instant death. ...it's true! Being big isn't bad, but excess of it is!

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